Catholic Church Must Do Penance Says Man In Big Hat

A man in a very big hat has said that Catholics should do penance for their unspecified sins.  He said Catholics were;

"under attack from the world which talks to us of our sins" and should see the necessity "to recognise what is wrong in our lives".

Despite it being quite tricky to think of any specific sins committed by Catholics a special "Come up with some Sins Committee" has so far agreed on the following tentative list of "sins"

• Not loving god quite enough;
• Hats not quite big enough to reach heaven;
• Not having enough gold with which to praise god;
• A Catholic might have been quite rude to his/her mother one time;
• Once stole a cookie from a jar when no one was looking;

The Sin Committee has acknowledged that this might not be a comprehensive list and that if anyone can "think of any other sins" then they are free to make suggestions.  I'm going to have a good long think about this and see if I can come up with anything that the Catholic church has done wrong.

 <<< A man in a big hat earlier today.