Mohammad's Face Found on Toast, Allah Fears for His Life

In a surprising turn of events, a piece of toast has been found revealing an image of the Prophet Mohammad (pictured left).

Aamirah Hamad could not believe his own eyes when his freshly toasted bread slice popped out of his infidel western toaster.

"Almighty Allah has blessed this house with a miracle" he proclaimed before falling prostrate in the dirt and facing eastwards.

The Big E contacted imaginary Imam Arachnid Kazzam for comment."Almighty Allah has got some explaining to do about this" said Kazzam. 

"Allah knows full well that images of the Prophet, peace be upon Him, are strictly forbidden in Islam." Kazzam announced "Death be upon whoever draws an image of the Prophet, peace be upon him, and Almighty Allah Himself cannot expect to have special dispensations."

The Big E attempted to contact Allah for comment, but concluded that he must already be in hiding as he was nowhere to be found.

Everybody Draw Mohammed Day - May 30th

In a show of support for fellow cartoonists Matt Stone and Tray Parker, Molly Norris has declared May 30th to be "Everybody Draw Mohammed Day".

Norris says it is "...not meant to disrespect any religion, but rather meant to protect people's right to express themselves."

Terrorists and fundamentalist that can offer nothing but threats of violence in defense of their imaginary friend must be shown that free speech will win the day.

You can read the original story here.

Matt & Trey Speak Out

Matt Parker & Trey Stone have made an official statement about last Wednesday's airing of South Park episode 201.

In the 14 years we've been doing South Park we have never done a show that we couldn't stand behind. We delivered our version of the show to Comedy Central and they made a determination to alter the episode. It wasn't some meta-joke on our part. Comedy Central added the bleeps. In fact, Kyle's customary final speech was about intimidation and fear. It didn't mention Muhammad at all but it got bleeped too. We'll be back next week with a whole new show about something completely different and we'll see what happens to it.

So it seems that censorship wins the day again.  Why cannot the networks stand up to terrorist fundamental threats?

In response to each and every threat to a persons life or well being, every single network should air a response simultaneously.  Threats must not be tolerated and freedom of speech must prevail.

You can see Matt & Trey's original statement here.

Now if they Could Only Obliterate All the Memories...

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Threats from Islam: South Park Creators Under Terrorist Death Call

Trey Parker and Matt Stone are the creators and writers of the popular South Park cartoon, currently enjoying its 14th series.

Neither Parker nor Stone are Muslim.  Yet for some reason they are being held accountable by Islamic extremists for having the temerity to poke fun at the prophet Mohammed.

When the only action you can take is to threaten someone with death or violence on your god's behalf, then your god is impotent and useless.  Let your god do his own dirty work.

Threats from Islam annoy me immensely.  Like Parker and Stone I am not a Muslim. Therefore why should I or any other non Muslim be held accountable to their barbaric myths?  I don't give a shit about your Mohammed or whether you believe images of your prophet should not be drawn.  I don't believe this and am not subject to your restrictions.  Stone, Parker or anyone else who does not subscribe to Islam are not accountable to your religious bullshit.

Islam needs to grow up and get itself a spine.  Let your Allah and prophet fight their own battles if they are so upset at this.  Allah is apparently busy causing earthquakes because women are dressed provocatively.  Why can't your impotent desert dwelling god do something by his own actions to Parker and Stone?

Tonight in the US part two of the show airs, and personally I hope that they include a graphic image of Mohammed being taken from behind by Big Gay Al.

I don't give a flying fuck what Islam says about what I can and cannot do, and if you are not a Muslim, neither should you.

Making the Earth Move, One Fuck at a Time

Extramarital sex fuels earthquakes, warns Iran cleric

From correspondents in Tehran From: AFP April 17, 2010 4:13PM

A SENIOR Iranian cleric has claimed that dolled-up women incite extramarital sex, causing more earthquakes in Iran, a country that straddles several fault lines, newspapers reported today.
"Many women who dress inappropriately ... cause youths to go astray, taint their chastity and incite extramarital sex in society, which increases earthquakes," Ayatollah Kazem Sedighi told worshippers at overnight prayers in Tehran.

"Calamities are the result of people's deeds," he was quoted as saying by reformist Aftab-e Yazd newspaper.

"We have no way but conform to Islam to ward off dangers."

The Islamic dress code is mandatory in Iran, which has been under clerical rule for more than three decades.

Every post-pubescent woman regardless of her religion or nationality must cover her hair and bodily contours in public. Offenders face punishment and fine.
But this has not stopped urban women from appearing in the streets wearing tight coats and flimsy headscarves and layers of skilfully applied makeup.

Iran is prone to frequent quakes, many of which have been devastating.

The worst in recent times hit the southern city of Bam in December 2003, killing 31,000 people - about a quarter of the population - and destroying its ancient mud-built citadel.

From here: Source

Pat Condell: What I know about Islam

It's what everyone knows.  Islamic "scholars" explain why they are such ignorant morons.  Pat's latest video on the religion of Islam, and he's even read the Qur'an.