In a surprising turn of events, a piece of toast has been found revealing an image of the Prophet Mohammad (pictured left).
Aamirah Hamad could not believe his own eyes when his freshly toasted bread slice popped out of his infidel western toaster.
"Almighty Allah has blessed this house with a miracle" he proclaimed before falling prostrate in the dirt and facing eastwards.
The Big E contacted imaginary Imam Arachnid Kazzam for comment."Almighty Allah has got some explaining to do about this" said Kazzam.
"Allah knows full well that images of the Prophet, peace be upon Him, are strictly forbidden in Islam." Kazzam announced "Death be upon whoever draws an image of the Prophet, peace be upon him, and Almighty Allah Himself cannot expect to have special dispensations."
The Big E attempted to contact Allah for comment, but concluded that he must already be in hiding as he was nowhere to be found.
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*he's in the butter*
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