Monday, February 7, 2011

The Incredulity Meter - Get Yours Today

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

No-one has posted a comment because that arbrary & slanderours but empty nonetheless rant or diatribe is complete BS.
I came here looking for an actual 'Incredulity Meter' script which I can use on a 'blog'. And what do I find? Somenone using the key-words to misdirect me to a complete zero. That is you.

Anonymous said...

..And excuse the bad spelling. I can actually read and write, just about, unlike most religious God Fearing people, I'm sure.

-blessed holy socks, the non-perishable-zealot said...

If God doesn’t exist, why do you hate Him so much?? If God does exist, why don’t you follow us Home to Heaven Above if you‘re gonna croak as I am? How long do we have to enjoy this finite existence? 77ish, measly years? Compared to the length and breadth of eternity, 77ish years is like a nanometer in the whole, bloody, universe!! Why don’t we have a BIG-ol, roxx-our-holy-soxx, party-hardy celebrating our resurrection for many eons? Heaven TOTALLY kicks-ass for the length and breadth of eternity. Thank you proFUSEly, for the wick is running out on U.S. _thewarningsecondcoming.com_