Religion convinced the world that there's an invisible man in the sky who watches everything you do. And there's 10 things he doesn't want you to do or else you'll go to to a burning place with a lake of fire until the end of eternity. But he loves you! ...And he needs money! He's all powerful, but he can't handle money! --George Carlin
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Wednesday, April 28, 2010
How To Stop Prosthelytizers Knocking At Your Door
Place this sign on your front door, relax and watch some TV safe in the knowledge that there is no point knocking.
Unless of course they are after your money, not your soul...
Or just answer the door naked. They don't come back.
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